Frank Sinatra (via alcapwned)
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via keyblader-of-alchemy)
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
(via we-were-meant-221b-together)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via keyblader-of-alchemy)
| me: | *breathes* |
| mom: | you need to change your damn attitude |
You hear their voices in your head.
(Source: waltdisdream, via illdancemyselfup)
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc
(via kristinnoeline)
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
i HAD to reblog this omg.
(Source: hancealligood, via willyland)
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
(Source: natural-charisma, via thewonderqueer)
You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. To die with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea?
These are my friends. My best friends in the world.
(via mrheronsdale)
